I was found wrapped in a gas soaked towel under the back stairs of St. Sebastians school for Naughty Girls / repeatedly used as a sex object / made a guitar out of a coffee can, a Slinky and electrical tape / taught myself to play / ordered a blow up 'Love Doll' and brought her to life using ancient Cunillingual techniques / made her the singer in a rock and roll band

Guitar Slinger

Collecting blasting caps, jogging with beer cans crushed onto my shoes and spinning in circles until I throw up my Quisp cereal.